“Hazards of Being Related to the Chosen One” published in Flash Fiction Online

Every Tuesday they saunter up next to our chicken coop, mustaches twitching in unison, and blast the house full of holes. They always seem surprised when no bodies are there to pile in a heap in the yard because we knew they were coming and are down by the river. Pisses the chickens off to no end, of course.
— "Hazards of Being Related to the Chosen One" by Emmie Christie
Graphic for Flash Fiction online featuring “Hazards of Being Related to the Chosen One” Image on the left is of a dragon on the top, and the bottom with a tiger and a deer

Graphic for Flash Fiction Online Nov 2024

featuring “Hazards of Being Related to the Chosen One” Image on the left is of a dragon on the top, and the bottom with a tiger and a deer

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